AMAAZZZZING CONTEST!

It’s now time to vote for your favorite. The winner gets up to $600 in free airfare to Puerto Rico for the NDemand Affiliate Meetup!

Below are the top 5 rhymes, chosen by myself and a couple others, i won’t drop any names or anything, but yeah my good friend Montell Jordan swung by and helped me choose, no big deal.

Onto the top 6 rhymes (I had to do top 6, and let you all decide). Voting is at the bottom!

V

Uh huh its all good baby bay buhh uh
It was all a scheme
I used to read Black Hat magazine
Affiliate Summit in Vegas ridin in the limousine
Postin links on my wall
Promotin Weighloss, BizOpps, Mobile, Marley Marl
I let my ads rock til my budget popped
Smokin campaigns all around the clock
Way back, when I had the back links on racks
With the seo to match
Free Credit Reports, duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought that affiliates would take it this far
Now I’m in the limelight cause my money tight
Time to get paid, splittin tests under the shade
Born sinner, started off as a beginner
Remember when I used to promote Acai for dinner
Peace to other products like the Green Tea
Diet pills pay more than being an EmCee
My campaigns blowin up like I thought it would
Call the crib, CPC, same hood
Its all good
And if you don’t know… now u knowwww

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Derek Lester

It was all a dream
I used to read shoemoney magazine
Ian Fernando and Mr.Rizvi in the limousine
postin stats on my wall
Every couple months ad tech,meetups show em how i ball
my ads pay rock want a screenshot?
chair tippin,and arm rest sippin’ on bull shots
Way back, when I had nothing but the amatuer match
With the hat thats black
Remember my first media buy’ ha-ha, ha-ha
You never thought that Derek Lester would take it this far
Now I’m in the spotlight ’cause I got right
Time to get crakin, blow up like some good traffic
Born funny, the opposite of bummy
Remember when i use have net 30s for money
Peace to Billy, Stevie Steve, Gabe C
Media Leadia, and My AM Kelli
I’m blowin’ up like i kno i would
Call Kelli, can you raise my payout she say
It’s all good ……
And if you don’t know now you know!!!!@!@!@

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Stu

Who’s better than this? Swimmin in a sea of PLENTY OF FISH/
my CLICK RATE, been great. Now its gettin me rich/
I used to sit on FACEBOOK, check out the chicks/
Now I’m running CAMPAIGNS, got em ACCEPTIN MY BIDS/
Need help get an A.M to lend a hand/
Shout outs to STACK THAT MONEY and N-DEMAND/
IAN FERNANDO got me in/
Seen his Affiliate guide and Opted-in/
Stop it kid, want to hustle then get on PPC/
One email blast, and it will go down like a CPC/
But I’m still tryna see mo cheddar/
November 19th I wanna be in Puerto Rico weather/
Just chillin in the sun, with liquor and rum/
twistin a blunt, dreaming of 6 figures a month/

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Bill

Forget the FTC, I’m like “fuck tha police”
Don’t think I’m well know? Check the press release.
My crew roll deep in Escalades and Excursions
All paid for when I stole your conversions
Remember when your mom bought them Acai pills?
That was off of my link and it brought me two bills
You shop at Dollar General and buy no frills
I’m buying donkey rope chains and titanium grills
My tracking servers are faster,I’m a statistical master
You can pray for me to fail but you’ll need help from your Pastor
Go back to sleep, dreamin bout watches with diamonds
While I stack Kruggerands and buy small islands.

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Sean
dollas <–listen here

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Garrett

WHITE BOY ON THE MIC, what what.
*cue background music*
Stand the fuck UP because it’s about to go DOWWWWN.
These mothafuckin campaigns ain’t gonna build themselves ya know
Heh, yea I got an affiliate offer for ya
*cue beat*
Whenever I place an ad it goes Click Click Convert
And whenever I see a group of honeys I feel the urge to
split test that skirt
Don’t hate because I’m outbidding you
My campaign is just optimized the way it’s supposed to
I’ve perfected my campaign process
I throw up a test on facebook and see the potential for profits
It’s here I figure out the right demos and adcopies
Then I bring that shit over to TrafficVance and stunt a little bit
Split test landers an’ tweak colors and shit
4 headline tests later and I’m on a mothafuckin roll
Scaling campaigns like there’s no tomorrow
Quit trippin cuz you got banned from Goog
They ain’t the only traffic source that can buy you some food
Though it might make you feel better to know
that I slapped those motherfuckers right back and banged their hottest ho
She said my quality score is a 10
White labeled my account and lets me advertise Acai again
I’m a jack of all trades
And master at many
You outsource your creative thinking to noobs while I’m scaling to Adready
In the end it’s all really easy.
If you wanna succeed, you gotta work on that brain of yours
Sharpen that shit so you can win these wars
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*** and the crowd goes wild ***
Fin

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VOTING ENDS SATURDAY NIGHT!